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sexyoldgirl) wrote2013-01-30 01:28 am
sexyoldgirl) wrote2013-01-30 01:28 am
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Headcanon Meme
Actually as a box she does have a bedroom. The entire TARDIS is where she lives so the entire thing could be considered her room though while parts of her important bits are scattered about there is a room entirely for the TARDIS. It's tucked so far away and is practically impossible to get to that it would be hard to find because honestly it doesn't actually get much if any use. The room itself is large and generally looks like the expanse of space, often changing locations. On very rare occasions when she's feeling homesick it looks like Gallifrey. In the center (no matter what it might look like) is a single king-sized bed, dark wood with TARDIS blue and white bedding.
Exit Void - her assigned room is just like all the others on-board, two bunkbeds with the bare minimum, lockers. But her "room" in the Doctor's shop is definitely more her. A single hammock hangs from the very center of the container and eventually will be painted to look like an open expanse of space. Perhaps a single light installed near the door and a collection of belongings in the far back corner will eventually happen.
Somarium - Rather small considering it's an apartment room. There is a bunkbed with a slide and a rope. A hammock still hangs in the middle of the room along with papers everywhere littered with the Doctor's theories on the world.
2: Do they have any daily rituals?
Not generally. Daily rituals with the Doctor pretty much get thrown out the window. Even if it wasn't she wouldn't want to live everyday the same.
As a human things get a bit different. She showers and all that human-y stuff after waking up (because who needs coffee?) and makes breakfast. That's about any sort of routine she does daily.
3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
She doesn't really need exercise as a box. And doesn't really think about it as a human. The only thing she does do would be running when the need calls for it.
4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
She'd bring out her food machine and serve up...terrible tasting food. Thanks, Ten, for attempting to fix it.
Exit Void - She'd wait because she has endless patience. Unless the Doctor or his strays were involved. Then she'd just squeeze her way in.
Somarium - Shoo Lestrade and the Doctor out of the kitchen. :|
5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
Luckily (for all of you) the TARDIS is quite cleanly. Everything has a place, it has an order because in all honesty there needs to be a bit of order to her chaotic life. Things are generally kept as tidy as she can get it, like the kitchen or the library where things can be perfectly organized until someone messes them up. But then there are times when she throws order out the window and just goes for colorful chaos like how the wardrobe was kept. In those chaos cases she actually knows where everything is and sort of believes that's where it should be. She's a bit of a hoarder so there's definitely a lot of stuff to keep track of. But when one gets right down to it there's not a speck of dust or dirt or crumbs to be found anywhere because even if the stuff is messy it has to be CLEAN.
Then there's her appearance. As a box she's stuck with a blue police box because her Doctor's fond of it, even though she's gets a bit scuffed up or looks a bit old. So it sort of carries over to her human self. She keeps the look she was first given with the patchwork tatty clothes and messy hair but has at least figured out that humans smell and therefore need showering. So while she's willing to get a little dirty eventually she will have to clean up. While she wouldn't be adverse to other clothes or another hairstyle she wouldn't be the one to think of changing.
6: Eating habits and sample daily menu
As a box she basically thinks of refueling as eating so there aren't exactly any habits to go along with it. But she's fueled by rift energy.
Exit Void - She's very neat with the way she eats. Taking her time and savoring things because it's all new and so this is what food tastes like. Unfortunately there's not much in the way of variety.
Somarium - Again neat and takes the time to enjoy it. Her menu is large though and she'll try anything once. She tends to lean on the side of healthy but she's got a bit of a thing for jelly babies and jammy dodgers.
7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
With a non-important adventure. She was never one to just sit idle when wanting to waste time so pick a planet, a point in time and they'll find an adventure. Those a generally entertaining but certainly not the most exciting ones.
8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
Drifting through space when it's just her and the Doctor and moments of happy peace. Though a close second is when the Doctor is completely happy and smiling and giddy like a schoolboy. Her entire life surrounds the Doctor so when he's happy and content then everything is perfect. She loves to help give him these moments in between everything.
9: Makeup?
Not in particular. She's not the sort to care about stuff like that.
10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
Uhm...yeah kinda. She's very much aware of how her life entirely revolves around the Doctor and the consequences of that.
11: Intellectual pursuits?
To be honest she's very much into learning everything and anything she can. She prefers to have "hands-on" experience by visiting events and such and will take any challenge thrown at her no matter how crazy she might seem. Though the TARDIS tends to lean towards things she has no clue about whatsoever.
12: Favorite book genre?
Adventure/fantasy. While mysteries are good the culprit is generally figured out pretty easy.
13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
It's actually...not something she thinks about. She's not the sort who would think about gender if she did though. And it'd be pretty hard to be with anyone considering the Doctor would always come first and some may not be able to deal with it. The TARDIS believes that love is love, no matter the gender/species.
14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
She's a TARDIS that's supposed to change to fit whatever planet she lands on but instead she's always a blue 1963 police box. And she's not a normal police box either because she's bigger on the inside. What an abnormality. She's allergic to fixed points and things beyond her knowledge
Thankfully Idris was not a patchwork person like Auntie and Uncle so the TARDIS has all of the original bits. She does have a dead kidney inside her gut though.
15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?
16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?
17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
Doesn't really have one. She just wears what she's got. And there's no ritual.
18: Favorite beverage?
Tea. Despite having it poured on her and ruining one of her components the TARDIS likes tea. All sorts of tea.
19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
Being a ship she doesn't sleep. She never sleeps.
Exit Void - Since arriving? The Doctor's safety. Theta's safety. All of the strays safety. On the rare occasions when things are calm and people are safe she wonders if she'll dream and not see the past - or the future.
Somarium - Generally about whatever the Doctor happens to be doing at the time. She tends to fall asleep when he's doing things about their room. Familiar sounds and all that.
20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
No childhood illnesses. Though she always had a glitch with the chameleon circuit after landing in the 1960s on Earth. After a while she liked her appearance so kept it up. Then the Doctor liked it so obviously couldn't change then even if she wanted to.
21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
This is not a fair question. She's not interested in sex or this level of intimacy. Okay well...
Turn-ons - intelligence, adventurous, kindness, talkative
Turn-offs - hitting is a big no-no. She would not approve of hitting except in the gentle "ass-patting" "love-taps" sort of way. Being too pompous, arrogant, egotistical and stuffy - looking down on everyone else.
22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
A star map. An accurate star map of the universe.
23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
Fairly organized. Everything generally has a place and she generally tries to keep it that way. It does not help when the Doctor throws chaos into the mess.
24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
Uh, it would have to be language. She would gladly seek out new languages and learn them quite quickly too but it's certainly not the only one she'd pursuit.
25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
Still traveling to various worlds with the Doctor, saving planets, people and species alike. It will be like that for a long while even if his face or her console might change. She will also still be a big blue police box who's bigger on the inside.
26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
Not exactly. No sense in making plans when the Doctor always manages to surprise her. Though she knows when and where they need to be.
27: What is their biggest regret?
That they couldn't save their people from their own power and greed. Or even just a few.
28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
That would be the Doctor. No one knows her better than he does and she knows him just as well. As for enemy, it would be a toss-up between the Master and the Daleks. Both are pretty much obsessed with destroying the Doctor though currently both are out of the picture.
29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
Stay calm and ring the cloister bell. At least as a box. As a human she'd try to get everyone away from it so the TARDIS would be pretty calm then too and try to be organized.
30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
If it was anyone but the Doctor she'd be sad, mourn a little, move their room to be archived, perhaps collect something of theirs as a human. And if it's the Doctor and he's regenerating, attempt to help in whatever way she can. And if he's actually dead she will throw herself into the Time Vortex to go die or supernova.
31: Most prized possession?
The Eye of Harmony. Even though it's no longer connected to Gallifrey, to all of her sisters, it's still a reminder of everything she had once. She doesn't exactly have one as a human.
32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?
Things can be lost so long as you have the memories, though it won't stop her from keeping things. She has no issue sharing her possessions though, sort of a thing she's gotten used to since the Doctor came into her life. Though she does think that things should be treated with respect though which is why she hid her food machine after Ten got frustrated with it.
33: Concept of home and family?
Oh boy. Okay. Home is a bit of a sore subject for her at times. While she generally thinks of herself as a home, the Doctor, the strays and planet Earth as a home in her heart she does miss Gallifrey. There are times it hurts so much that it's gone. But a lot of the time home isn't always a physical place but people.
The TARDIS has a huge family. Starting with the Doctor because he is essentially everything important. Not to mention hundreds, possibly thousands, of sisters who were lost. She also has lots of strays that she considers family and each and everyone of them are special. So she does what she can to protect them and definitely feels the loss when their gone but the TARDIS loves them.
34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
Uh, she doesn't exactly have many thoughts on this. There's no personal space or filters when she's involved. Comes with being a ship that people live in. Luckily she can grasp the idea fairly well and quickly so she can adjust to at least not doing things most humans would consider inappropriate or talk about things that aren't wanted to be known.
35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
36: What makes them feel guilty?
37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
Rift energy.
39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
40: How misanthropic are they?
41: Hobbies?
42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
Uh...technically never went to school. It's not like there's TARDIS U or anything. She's been downloaded with a bunch of information, exists across all of space and time, has visited all sorts of planets so she's got quite a bit of knowledge. While she believes it's important she also believes it's boring to just sit in class all day and learn.
43: Religion?
44: Superstitions or views on the occult?
45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
Deeds generally. There aren't really words for her to express anything through so she's very used to taking action. Since she became human though she's all about using words to express her displeasure at least. But her happiness and love isn't something she always needs words for.
46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
47: How do they express love?
48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?